silver the neurotic helper

So.. I’m the oldest, and therefore taking the title of wisest, k thanks. I’m currently Peter Pan-ing, but I’m always Beyoncé. (A little Michael Scott, that’s what she said.)

I’m in a serious relationship with streaming. Also my boyfriend. But yknow, televisionnn!

Absolutely love to read. Biographical shit is my jam. I live for David Sedaris. Like I wanna be his best friend. DAVID, PLEASE LOVE ME!!

I guess the most important things to know about me is that I’m always late, forever tired and I’ll be the most loyal bitch in your corner. Always.